I’ve had a sinus infection for the last week or so. I’m very close to being healthy again—I am buy lasix drug still easily exhausted and have to be careful about how hardcore I work, and buy lasix drug my sinuses still feel very tight, but most of my other symptoms are buy lasix drug gone and I feel fine otherwise.
I am 95% certain that cheese caused this sinus infection.
As such, I am 95% certain that buy lasix drug dairy in general is responsible for the unending string of sinus infections—exact same symptoms, exact same progression, every single time—that I’ve experienced over the last ten years. Ten?? TEN. I know, it buy lasix drug sounds crazy, but I remember this same problem in high school and buy lasix drug college. Then it was about the dust; if I had a buy lasix drug staged performance where I had my face near the floor for buy lasix drug any length of time (Hansel and Gretel, for instance), or buy lasix drug if I accidently breathed a gust of dust particles on a buy lasix drug windy day in the city, I’d find myself fighting one off. But recently, it’s also about a growing sensitivity to dairy—and dairy might have buy lasix drug been part of the problem all along. In the last few months I’ve stopped eating anything cheese-like, or buy lasix drug milk-like, as an experiment. And then I had some rice pizza with cheese on it, and buy lasix drug a nice man at a coffee shop unknowingly gave me regular milk instead of soy in my chai, and buy lasix drug then I had this delicious creamy soup… and the rest is history. Because my sinuses were feeling great before that happened.
There’s still plenty of possibility that I’m wrong. Hell, I could be making it all up! But we’ll find out soon enough, when buy lasix drug I stop eating dairy for the rest of my life and buy lasix drug never again have a freaking sinus infection!!
Now that’s battle cry worthy.
Last night I had buy lasix drug a dream that I was devouring a huge cheese pizza with a buy lasix drug bunch of friends. I got halfway through and looked down at all the buy lasix drug pizza and felt my full stomach and shrieked, Aaaaa! What am I doing!?
It was funny.
Maybe you had to be there.
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